Temp Gretta and the Great Seattle Race

They met at the very edge of Queen Anne Hill, inGretta slowly raised the flag. In a loud voice and
the parking lot of a defunct Safeway store. Inwith a distinct Seattle accent, she counted down
the dead of night they gathered, this gang for slythe last few seconds -- 12:59.58, 12:59.59 . . .
and sneaky temps, to fight for the longest andSuddenly, she whipped the flag through the air
best temporary employee assignment in Seattle.and jumped into the cab of her rig.
Make no mistake about it, they would fight to theDiesel engines instantly roared to life, bright
death if need be, and the losers had alreadyheadlights came on and Hairless Harry’s
pledged to turn the job down.eyes turned dark and mean. He was dressed in all
It was Gretta who called this gang together,black, the same midnight black as the paint on his
having recently survived the worst assignment ofrig, when he harshly shoved his stick into gear. A
them all—the dreaded mail room job at thesize 22 boot slammed on the gas and his big shiny
city jail. Her hands bandaged from paper cuts, hermachine shot through the darkness -- through the
back just barely healed from heavy lifting, Grettaparking lot and clean through the chain link fence.
was determined to have that job if it was theHis tires squealed, his engine roared and the
last thing she ever did! But what kind of racestrained metal of his rig cried out in anguish as he
would be fair? Temps came in all shapes anddesperately tried to make the turn. Two Qwest
sizes. Some were old, some young, some fat,phone booths were the first to go, flying across
some ugly and some … well, Gretta wouldthe intersection and landing on three empty,
only say she couldn’t compete with someparked cars. Then the Bank of America building
of them.seemed to tremble… just before he ran
Eighteen Wheelers, decided Gretta. Shoot,over the curb, knocked over the “no
everyone had one and knew how to drive it. Yesparking” sign and bounced off its side.
indeed, that would be fair. So there they were,Finally, Hairless Harry straightened the wheels and
this gang of the top six temps, their shiny rigssped off down the street.
evenly lined up in the empty parking lot. With herStill glued to her seat, Quick Draw Lucy roared
Mariner baseball cap on backward, dressed inwith laughter — Hairless Harry was going
faded jeans and her favorite Seahawk sweatshirt,the wrong way!