Temp Gretta and the Great Seattle Race

They met at the very edge of Queen Anne Hill, inwith a distinct Seattle accent, she counted down
the parking lot of a defunct Safeway store. Inthe last few seconds -- 12:59.58, 12:59.59 . . .
the dead of night they gathered, this gang for slySuddenly, she whipped the flag through the air
and sneaky temps, to fight for the longest andand jumped into the cab of her rig.
best temporary employee assignment in Seattle.Diesel engines instantly roared to life, bright
Make no mistake about it, they would fight to theheadlights came on and Hairless Harry's eyes
death if need be, and the losers had alreadyturned dark and mean. He was dressed in all
pledged to turn the job down.black, the same midnight black as the paint on his
It was Gretta who called this gang together,rig, when he harshly shoved his stick into gear. A
having recently survived the worst assignment ofsize 22 boot slammed on the gas and his big shiny
them all-the dreaded mail room job at the city jail.machine shot through the darkness -- through the
Her hands bandaged from paper cuts, her backparking lot and clean through the chain link fence.
just barely healed from heavy lifting, Gretta wasHis tires squealed, his engine roared and the
determined to have that job if it was the laststrained metal of his rig cried out in anguish as he
thing she ever did! But what kind of race woulddesperately tried to make the turn. Two Qwest
be fair? Temps came in all shapes and sizes.phone booths were the first to go, flying across
Some were old, some young, some fat, somethe intersection and landing on three empty,
ugly and some … well, Gretta would onlyparked cars. Then the Bank of America building
say she couldn't compete with some of them.seemed to tremble… just before he ran
Eighteen Wheelers, decided Gretta. Shoot,over the curb, knocked over the "no parking" sign
everyone had one and knew how to drive it. Yesand bounced off its side. Finally, Hairless Harry
indeed, that would be fair. So there they were,straightened the wheels and sped off down the
this gang of the top six temps, their shiny rigsstreet.
evenly lined up in the empty parking lot. With herStill glued to her seat, Quick Draw Lucy roared
Mariner baseball cap on backward, dressed inwith laughter - Hairless Harry was going the
faded jeans and her favorite Seahawk sweatshirt,wrong way!
Gretta slowly raised the flag. In a loud voice and